Monday, January 18, 2021
A Poem from an old Email
Sunday, December 20, 2020
A Mennonite 'Twas the Night Before Christmas
I copied this from The Daily Bonnet website.
‘Twas the night before Mennonite Christmas, when all through the house
Not a Penner was stirring, not even Uncle Klaus;
The tutjes were all eaten, the halva was all gone,
I was lying next to Martha wearing my favourite long johns.
The tjinja were nestled all snug in one bed,
While visions of plumemoos danced in their heads,
And Martha in her duak, and me filled with hope,
Of a quick Christmas snuggle on this long winter’s schlop.
When out on the yard there arose such a melee,
That I sprang from the bed; “Waut es mit die!”
To the Loewen window I flew at a furious pace,
With Martha at my side wearing nothing but lace.
The moon lit up the scene, as I opened the curtain,
Who might it be? I sure was not certain.
When, what to my Mennonite eyes did appear,
Eight tiny church elders dressed in winter gear.
With a little old man, standing square in our lawn,
This man, I assumed, must be Pastor Krahn.
In English he yelled and in Dietsch just the same,
He whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
“Now, REIMER! now, KLASSEN! now, THIESSEN and EPP!
On, BROESKY! on BERGEN! on, MARTENS and LEPP!
To the top of the roof! and in through the door!
If we have to, we’ll drill a hole in the floor!”
They peered in our windows, self-righteous and loud,
They were looking for presents that were not allowed.
“What’s this I see? A TV set?”
A radio, a pool table, an Elvis cassette?”
They took all the things that they thought were wrong,
They took them while smiling and singing a song.
“Throw it in here! That goes in my sack!”
“An electric guitar? You aren’t getting this back!”
Pastor Krahn seemed quite pleased and scratched at his belly,
That shook like a salad made of whipped cream and jelly.
They were about to escape with our toys and our rings,
They had all our names; they had all our things.
When Martha approached, and started to sing,
“Silent Night, Holy Night”; her voice fit for a king.
She sang all three verses and another in German,
The elders uneasy; she sure had them squirmin’.
A crowd soon had gathered and joined her in song,
“We won’t let them tell us what’s right and what’s wrong.”
We sang and we prayed and we grabbed back our toys,
That we wrapped up again for our girls and our boys.
The elders stood around and admitted defeat,
“Let’s sing that again; the melody’s sweet.”
Pastor Krahn was now standing all on his alone.
“Well, I suppose, a pool table is okay in the home.”
He sprang to his sleigh, with his elders in tow,
“Mrs. Penner’s in charge now; as for us, we must go.”
And I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!
https://dailybonnet.com/twas-the-night-before-mennonite-christmas/
Saturday, December 12, 2020
English Toffee Bars
English Toffee Bars
Ingredients
2 cups (500ml) all-purpose flour
1 cup (250ml) packed light brown sugar
1/2 cup (125ml) cold butter *I used margarine*
1 cup (250ml) pecan halves
Filling
2/3 cup (170ml) butter *again, I used margarine*
1/3 cup (85ml) light brown sugar
Topping
1 cup (250ml) semi-sweet chocolate chips *I use bitter sweet chips*
Directions
Preheat oven to 350F (180C). combine flour and brown sugar in large bowl. With pastry blender or fork, cut in butter until fine crumbs form (a few large crumbs may remain). Press mixture onto bottom of ungreased 13x9x2 inch (33x23x5 cm) baking pan. Sprinkle pecans halves over crust.
Filling
Combine butter and brown sugar in a small saucepan. Cook over medium heat, stirring constantly, until mixture comes to a boil. Continue boiling, stirring constantly, for 30 seconds.
Immediately pour filling over pecans and crust. Bake 20 to 22 minutes or until topping is bubbly and golden; remove from oven.
Topping
Immediately sprinkle semi-sweet chocolate chips evenly over top; carefully press gently onto surface (chips will be hot). Cool completely in pan on wire rack. Cut into bars.
Makes: 24 bars
Wednesday, November 11, 2020
Remembrance Day
In Flanders Fields
The World’s Most Famous WAR MEMORIAL POEM
By Lieutenant Colonel John McCrae
In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.
Composed at the battlefront on May 3, 1915
during the second battle of Ypres, Belgium
Why Wear a Poppy?
“Please wear a poppy,” the lady said
And held one forth, but I shook my head.
Then I stopped and watched as she offered them there.
And her face was old and lined with care;
But beneath the scars that years had made
There remained a smile that refused to fade.
A boy came whistling down the street,
Bouncing along on care-free feet.
His smile was full of Joy and Fun,
“LADY” said he, “MAY I HAVE ONE?”
When she’d pinned it on he turned to say,
“WHY DO WE WEAR A POPPY TODAY?”
The lady smiled in her wistful way
And answered “This is Remembrance Day”
And the poppy there is a symbol for,
The gallant men who died in war.
And because they did, you and I are free-
That’s why we wear a poppy you see.
I had a boy about your size
With golden hair and big blue eyes,
He loved to play and jump and shout,
Free as a bird he would race about.
As the years went by he learned and grew
And became a man - As you will too.
He was fine and strong with a boyish smile
But He’d seemed with us such a little while,
When war broke out and he went away,
I still remember his face that day
When he smiled at me and said “GOODBYE’
I’ll be back soon, Mum, so please don’t cry.
But the war went on and he had to stay,
And all I could do was wait and pray
His letters told of the awful fight (I can see it still in my dreams at night).
With the tanks and guns and the cruel barbed wire,
And the mines and bullets, the bombs and fire.
“Till at last at last, the war was won
And that’s why we wear a poppy son”.
The small boy turned as if to go,
Then said, “Thanks lady I’m glad to know.
That sure did sound like an awful fight,
But your son – did he come back alright?”
A tear rolled down her faded cheek;
She shook her head but didn’t speak
I slunk away in a sort of shame,
And if you were me you’d have done the same,
For our thanks, in giving, is oft delayed,
Through our freedom was bought – and thousands paid!
And so when we see a poppy worn,
Let us reflect out burden borne
By those who gave their very all
When asked to answer their country’s call
That we at home in peace might live,
THEN WEAR A POPPY! REMEMBER – AND GIVE!
Sunday, September 6, 2020
Wind Warning Out
Hold onto your hats #mbmstorm
4:23 AM CDT Sunday 06 September 2020
Wind warning in effect for:
- Mun. of Emerson-Franklin incl. Roseau River
- R.M. of De Salaberry incl. St-Pierre-Jolys and St. Malo
- R.M. of Hanover incl. Steinbach Niverville and Grunthal
- R.M. of La Broquerie incl. Marchand
- R.M. of Ritchot incl. St. Adolphe and Ste. Agathe
- R.M. of Ste. Anne incl. Richer
- R.M. of Stuartburn incl. Zhoda Vita and Sundown
- R.M. of Tache incl. Lorette Ste-Geneviève and Landmark
Strong winds that may cause damage are expected or occurring.
Strong northwesterly winds with gusts up to 90 km/h will develop over the Red River Valley this afternoon.
These gusty winds will gradually subside this evening.
Damage to buildings, such as to roof shingles and windows, may
occur. High winds may toss loose objects or cause tree branches to
break.
Wind warnings are issued when there is a significant risk of damaging winds.
Please
continue to monitor alerts and forecasts issued by Environment Canada.
To report severe weather, send an email to MBstorm@canada.ca or tweet
reports using #MBStorm.
Statements
4:31 AM CDT Sunday 06 September 2020
Special weather statement in effect for:
- Mun. of Emerson-Franklin incl. Roseau River
- R.M. of De Salaberry incl. St-Pierre-Jolys and St. Malo
- R.M. of Hanover incl. Steinbach Niverville and Grunthal
- R.M. of La Broquerie incl. Marchand
- R.M. of Ritchot incl. St. Adolphe and Ste. Agathe
- R.M. of Ste. Anne incl. Richer
- R.M. of Stuartburn incl. Zhoda Vita and Sundown
- R.M. of Tache incl. Lorette Ste-Geneviève and Landmark
Abrupt Transition to Fall this Labour Day Long Weekend
Area: Southern Manitoba
Timing: This afternoon to Tuesday morning.
Wind
Gusts: up to 80 kilometres per hour from the northwest this afternoon,
over southwestern Manitoba. A wind warning is in effect for the Red
River Valley for gusts up to 90 km/h this afternoon.
Frost:
Widespread frost is possible over a number of localities in southwestern
Manitoba on Tuesday morning. A risk of frost may also linger over the
Red River Valley and southeastern Manitoba Wednesday morning.
Remarks:
An Alberta Clipper passing across the Prairies is bringing showers,
gusty winds and cooler temperatures to southern Manitoba. A cold air
mass will slide south in the wake of the Clipper and entrench itself
over Manitoba by Tuesday morning. Frost advisories are expected to be
issued with the Monday afternoon forecasts.
Please continue to monitor alerts and forecasts issued by Environment Canada. To report severe weather, send an email to MBstorm@canada.ca or tweet reports using #MBStorm.
Monday, June 29, 2020
Still under Heat Warning
4:30 AM CDT Monday 29 June 2020
Heat Warning in effect for:
- Mun. of Emerson-Franklin incl. Roseau River
- R.M. of De Salaberry incl. St-Pierre-Jolys and St. Malo
- R.M. of Hanover incl. Steinbach Niverville and Grunthal
- R.M. of La Broquerie incl. Marchand
- R.M. of Ritchot incl. St. Adolphe and Ste. Agathe
- R.M. of Ste. Anne incl. Richer
- R.M. of Stuartburn incl. Zhoda Vita and Sundown
- R.M. of Tache incl. Lorette Ste-Geneviève and Landmark
Humidex values reaching 38 are expected.
A prolonged period of hot weather continues over portions of southern and east-central Manitoba.
Southerly
winds are spreading hot and humid weather into Manitoba. Over the
coming days, daytime highs will climb into the low thirties with
overnight lows staying in the upper teens or low twenties. Humidex
values will be in the upper thirties or low forties.
The heat will begin to break through the latter half of the week.
The risks are greater for young children, pregnant women, older
adults, people with chronic illnesses and people working or exercising
outdoors.
Drink plenty of water even before you feel thirsty and stay in a cool place.
Check on older family, friends and neighbours. Make sure they are cool and drinking water
Seek a cool place such as a tree-shaded area, swimming pool, shower or bath, or air-conditioned spot like a public building.
Watch
for the symptoms of heat illness: dizziness/fainting; nausea/vomiting;
rapid breathing and heartbeat; extreme thirst; decreased urination with
unusually dark urine.
Keep your house cool. Block the sun by closing curtains or blinds.
For more information on heat and your health:
- Visit Manitoba Health at: http://www.manitoba.ca/health/publichealth/environmentalhealth/heat.html.
- Call Health Links - Info Santé at 204-788-8200 or toll-free at 1-888-315-9257.
Please
continue to monitor alerts and forecasts issued by Environment Canada.
To report severe weather, send an email to MBstorm@canada.ca or tweet
reports using #MBStorm.
Friday, June 26, 2020
Heat Warning
3:48 PM CDT Friday 26 June 2020
Heat Warning in effect for:
- Mun. of Emerson-Franklin incl. Roseau River
- R.M. of De Salaberry incl. St-Pierre-Jolys and St. Malo
- R.M. of Hanover incl. Steinbach Niverville and Grunthal
- R.M. of La Broquerie incl. Marchand
- R.M. of Ritchot incl. St. Adolphe and Ste. Agathe
- R.M. of Ste. Anne incl. Richer
- R.M. of Stuartburn incl. Zhoda Vita and Sundown
- R.M. of Tache incl. Lorette Ste-Geneviève and Landmark
Humidex values reaching 38 are expected.
A prolonged period
of hot weather will develop over portions of southern and east-central
Manitoba this weekend and persist into next week.
Southerly winds
will push hot and increasingly humid weather into Manitoba this
weekend. Daytime highs will climb into the low thirties with overnight
lows rising into the upper teens or low twenties.
These hot
temperatures will be joined by notably humid conditions next week which
will increase humidex values into the upper thirties. Notably, the high
humidity will likely result in several nights of overnight minimum
temperatures in the low twenties. The heat will begin to break through
the latter half of next week.
On Sunday in southwestern Manitoba,
a strong weather front will produce a sharp temperature change from
highs in the low thirties to its east to highs in the mid-twenties to
its west. There is a chance that this front will slide east of Brandon
and the Turtle Mountains; if it does those areas may see an early
reprieve from the heat.
For most regions in the heat warning,
daytime highs may dip a couple degrees on Monday into the upper
twenties. Overnight lows will not be impacted by this and daytime highs
will climb back into the low thirties for Tuesday and Wednesday.
The risks are greater for young children, pregnant women, older
adults, people with chronic illnesses and people working or exercising
outdoors.
Drink plenty of water even before you feel thirsty and stay in a cool place.
Check on older family, friends and neighbours. Make sure they are cool and drinking water
Seek a cool place such as a tree-shaded area, swimming pool, shower or bath, or air-conditioned spot like a public building.
Watch
for the symptoms of heat illness: dizziness/fainting; nausea/vomiting;
rapid breathing and heartbeat; extreme thirst; decreased urination with
unusually dark urine.
Keep your house cool. Block the sun by closing curtains or blinds.
For more information on heat and your health:
- Visit Manitoba Health at: http://www.manitoba.ca/health/publichealth/environmentalhealth/heat.html.
- Call Health Links - Info Santé at 204-788-8200 or toll-free at 1-888-315-9257.
Please
continue to monitor alerts and forecasts issued by Environment Canada.
To report severe weather, send an email to MBstorm@canada.ca or tweet
reports using #MBStorm.
Tuesday, June 16, 2020
Heat Warning
7:09 PM CDT Tuesday 16 June 2020
Heat Warning in effect for:
- Mun. of Emerson-Franklin incl. Roseau River
- R.M. of De Salaberry incl. St-Pierre-Jolys and St. Malo
- R.M. of Hanover incl. Steinbach Niverville and Grunthal
- R.M. of La Broquerie incl. Marchand
- R.M. of Ritchot incl. St. Adolphe and Ste. Agathe
- R.M. of Ste. Anne incl. Richer
- R.M. of Stuartburn incl. Zhoda Vita and Sundown
- R.M. of Tache incl. Lorette Ste-Geneviève and Landmark
A hot and humid airmass will be in place over parts of southern Manitoba until Wednesday night. Daytime highs of 32 C and overnight lows around 20 C have led to the issuance of this heat warning in accordance with the criteria set by Manitoba Health. A cold front will flush out the humid air Wednesday night.
Extreme heat affects everyone.
The risks are greater for
young children, pregnant women, older adults, people with chronic
illnesses and people working or exercising outdoors.
Watch for
the effects of heat illness: swelling, rash, cramps, fainting, heat
exhaustion, heat stroke and the worsening of some health conditions.
Drink plenty of water even before you feel thirsty and stay in a cool place.
Shade yourself with an umbrella or a wide-brimmed hat.
Never leave people or pets inside a parked vehicle.
Ask a health professional how medications or health conditions can affect your risk in the heat.
Watch
for the symptoms of heat illness: dizziness/fainting; nausea/vomiting;
rapid breathing and heartbeat; extreme thirst; decreased urination with
unusually dark urine.
When it's hot eat cool, light meals.
Keep your house cool. Block the sun by closing curtains or blinds.
Outdoor workers should take regularly scheduled breaks in a cool place.
Heat
warnings are issued when very high temperature or humidity conditions
are expected to pose an elevated risk of heat illnesses, such as heat
stroke or heat exhaustion.
For more information on heat and your health:
- Visit Manitoba Health at: http://www.manitoba.ca/health/publichealth/environmentalhealth/heat.html.
- Call Health Links - Info Santé at 204-788-8200 or toll-free at 1-888-315-9257.
Please
continue to monitor alerts and forecasts issued by Environment Canada.
To report severe weather, send an email to MBstorm@canada.ca or tweet
reports using #MBStorm.
Sunday, June 7, 2020
Tornado Watch Out
Tornado watch in effect for:
- Mun. of Emerson-Franklin incl. Roseau River
- R.M. of De Salaberry incl. St-Pierre-Jolys and St. Malo
- R.M. of Hanover incl. Steinbach Niverville and Grunthal
- R.M. of La Broquerie incl. Marchand
- R.M. of Ritchot incl. St. Adolphe and Ste. Agathe
- R.M. of Ste. Anne incl. Richer
- R.M. of Stuartburn incl. Zhoda Vita and Sundown
- R.M. of Tache incl. Lorette Ste-Geneviève and Landmark
In addition to tornadoes, these thunderstorms have the potential to produce hail to the size of baseballs and wind gusts in excess of 120 km/h.
The tornado threat will diminish late this evening.
This is a dangerous and potentially life-threatening situation.
Be prepared for severe weather. Take cover immediately, if threatening weather approaches.
In the event of a tornado, or if a tornado warning is issued for your area, it is recommended you take the following actions: Go indoors to a room on the lowest floor, away from outside walls and windows, such as a basement, bathroom, stairwell or interior closet. Leave mobile homes, vehicles, tents, trailers and other temporary or free-standing shelter, and move to a strong building if you can. As a last resort, lie in a low spot and protect your head from flying debris. Lightning kills and injures Canadians every year. Remember, when thunder roars, go indoors!
Tornado watches are issued when atmospheric conditions are favourable for the development of thunderstorms that could produce tornadoes.
Please continue to monitor alerts and forecasts issued by Environment Canada. To report severe weather, send an email to MBstorm@canada.ca or tweet reports using #MBStorm.
Saturday, May 23, 2020
Severe T-Storm Watch
3:29 PM CDT Saturday 23 May 2020
Severe thunderstorm watch in effect for:
- Mun. of Emerson-Franklin incl. Roseau River
- R.M. of De Salaberry incl. St-Pierre-Jolys and St. Malo
- R.M. of Hanover incl. Steinbach Niverville and Grunthal
- R.M. of La Broquerie incl. Marchand
- R.M. of Ritchot incl. St. Adolphe and Ste. Agathe
- R.M. of Ste. Anne incl. Richer
- R.M. of Stuartburn incl. Zhoda Vita and Sundown
- R.M. of Tache incl. Lorette Ste-Geneviève and Landmark
Thunderstorms have developed this afternoon along a cold front stalled over southern Manitoba. Some of these thunderstorms may become severe late this afternoon or this evening.
Remember, severe thunderstorms can produce tornadoes. Lightning kills and injures Canadians every year. Remember, when thunder roars, go indoors!
Severe thunderstorm watches are issued when atmospheric conditions are favourable for the development of thunderstorms that could produce one or more of the following: large hail, damaging winds, torrential rainfall.
Please continue to monitor alerts and forecasts issued by Environment Canada. To report severe weather, send an email to MBstorm@canada.ca or tweet reports using #MBStorm.
