Monday, March 22, 2021

Book Review - A Little Hatred by Joe Abercrombie

 What a wonderful book. It was great being back in the world of The First Law. We met new characters, as well as seeing some of the older ones too. 

The story was fast paced. Lots of action. I found it hard to put down. The more I read, the more I enjoyed what I was reading. 

We had a few bloody battles. Very bloody battles. People fighting for their lives. Victories and losses.  A lot of losses. There were even a few humorous moments too. Almost laugh out loud moments. 

All in all, a great book. Looking forward to reading the rest of this series. I will also have to go back to the three books that are in between and finish those off.

One more note, these covers are awesome.




Tuesday, March 9, 2021

A Poem

 

A poem: WE HAVE ROTTWEILERS NOW ! 
 
My feet are covered with sores and marks.
My nerves are shattered from sudden barks.
My wallet's empty from paying the Vet,
and those Rotties are eating me into debt.
I sit down to rest in my favourite chair
And quick as a flash, the Rotties are there.
They've hauled off my shoes and chewed up my pipe,
But act so damned hurt, if I venture to gripe.
I rise in the morning, the new day to greet,
To find a Rottweiler standing firm on my feet.
I trip over another as I'm combing my hair,
While the puppy pulls hard at my underwear.
My fresh cup of coffee is now on the rug,
'Cause the bitch gave my arm a sweet playful tug.
I'd pour me another, but sure as can be,
The Rotties would dump it all over me.
Please believe me people, it's darn hard to write,
While my hand still hurts from that last loving bite.
The puppy is sneaking up in my lap,
While the one on my feet is down for a nap.
So to Hell with home life as it used to be,
And to Hell with quiet evenings with my family,
And to Hell with the money I'd spend anyhow!
Who needs them all......We've got Rottweilers now!!
author unknown

Monday, February 22, 2021

Homemade Hamburger/Hotdog Buns

 So, I've been making my own hamburger and hotdog buns. I use my bread machine to make the dough. When it's done its thing, then I shape them, let them rise and bake in the oven.

The recipe that I use has 2 different versions for the dough. The first time I  made them, I used the adjusted version. The dough, I found, was a bit stiff and hard to shape into the proper shape for hamburger buns. The second time that I made them, I used the first recipe. The dough is much softer and easier to work with. 

Here are a few pictures of the Hamburger buns.

After the hamburger buns had risen for 15 minutes

 

After they baked

 
 Buns cooling down
 
Cut open ready to eat. Yummy.
 
Hotdog buns after the 15 minutes of rising
 
Fresh out of the oven
 
 Ready to eat. Yummy.
 
 
 
Here is the recipe that I used. It contains both versions.

Hamburger Buns for Two Pound Bread Machine

1 – 1/2 Cups water
1 – 1/2 Tablespoons olive oil
3 – 3/4 Cups bread flour
1 – 1/2 Tablespoons sugar
1 – 1/2 teaspoons salt
1 – 1/2 teaspoons active dry yeast

12/12/17 Note: When I updated to my current, I found that the hamburger buns turn out better with a slightly different recipe. Here’s what I’m using now. Use the one that works best for you.
1 ¼ Cups water
1 ½ Tablespoons olive oil
3 ¾ Cups bread flour
1 ½ Tablespoons sugar
1 teaspoons salt
2 teaspoons rapid rise yeast when using the quick cycle OR 1 ½ teaspoons active dry yeast yeast when using the regular dough cycle


Follow the instructions that came with your bread machine in terms of which ingredients to put in the bread machine first. (For my machine, I add the liquids first.) Use the dough setting.

When the dough is done put it on a lightly floured board and divide into three equal sections. The goal is to get 9 hamburger buns of appropriate size and shape. When you’ve got the buns the right size and shape put them on a greased cookie sheet. Remember not to put them too close together as they’ll get larger as they cook.

Cover the buns with a clean, lightweight kitchen towel and let the buns rise for half an hour. Then remove the towel and put the buns in a 400 degree oven for 10 to 15 minutes.


Lastly, here's the link to where I found this recipe.

https://www.breadmachinediva.com/hamburger-buns-in-the-bread-machine-updated/
 
Enjoy.  😋😀




Monday, January 18, 2021

A Poem from an old Email

 

And now, a poem from an old email.

Sweet Little Poem of Contemplation?
A fart is a pleasant thing... 
It gives the belly ease... 
It warms the bed in winter... 
And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet... 
A fart can be loud... 
Some leave a powerful... 
poisonous cloud.

A fart can be short... 
Or a fart can be long... 
Some farts have been known... 
To sound like a song.....

A fart can create... 
A most curious medley... 
A fart can be harmless... 
Or silent...
and deadly.

A fart might not smell... 
While others are vile... 
A fart may pass quickly... 
Or linger a while...

A fart can occur... 
in a number of places... 
and leave everyone there... 
with strange looks on their faces. From wide-open prairie... 
to small elevators...
a fart will find all of us... 
sooner or later.
But to say farts are all bad...
is simply not true... 
We must never forget...
Sweet old farts like you!

Kinda brings a tear to your eye...right?
Why not send this on... 
to other old farts and bring a smile... 
or a tear to them!

😂🤣

Sunday, December 20, 2020

A Mennonite 'Twas the Night Before Christmas

 I copied this from The Daily Bonnet website.

‘Twas the night before Mennonite Christmas, when all through the house
Not a Penner was stirring, not even Uncle Klaus;
The tutjes were all eaten, the halva was all gone,
I was lying next to Martha wearing my favourite long johns.

The tjinja were nestled all snug in one bed,
While visions of plumemoos danced in their heads,
And Martha in her duak, and me filled with hope,
Of a quick Christmas snuggle on this long winter’s schlop.

When out on the yard there arose such a melee,
That I sprang from the bed; “Waut es mit die!”
To the Loewen window I flew at a furious pace,
With Martha at my side wearing nothing but lace.

The moon lit up the scene, as I opened the curtain,
Who might it be? I sure was not certain.
When, what to my Mennonite eyes did appear,
Eight tiny church elders dressed in winter gear.

With a little old man, standing square in our lawn,
This man, I assumed, must be Pastor Krahn.
In English he yelled and in Dietsch just the same,
He whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

“Now, REIMER! now, KLASSEN! now, THIESSEN and EPP!
On, BROESKY! on BERGEN! on, MARTENS and LEPP!
To the top of the roof! and in through the door!
If we have to, we’ll drill a hole in the floor!”

They peered in our windows, self-righteous and loud,
They were looking for presents that were not allowed.
“What’s this I see? A TV set?”
A radio, a pool table, an Elvis cassette?”

They took all the things that they thought were wrong,
They took them while smiling and singing a song.
“Throw it in here! That goes in my sack!”
“An electric guitar? You aren’t getting this back!”

Pastor Krahn seemed quite pleased and scratched at his belly,
That shook like a salad made of whipped cream and jelly.
They were about to escape with our toys and our rings,
They had all our names; they had all our things.

When Martha approached, and started to sing,
“Silent Night, Holy Night”; her voice fit for a king.
She sang all three verses and another in German,
The elders uneasy; she sure had them squirmin’.

A crowd soon had gathered and joined her in song,
“We won’t let them tell us what’s right and what’s wrong.”
We sang and we prayed and we grabbed back our toys,
That we wrapped up again for our girls and our boys.

The elders stood around and admitted defeat,
“Let’s sing that again; the melody’s sweet.”
Pastor Krahn was now standing all on his alone.
“Well, I suppose, a pool table is okay in the home.”

He sprang to his sleigh, with his elders in tow,
“Mrs. Penner’s in charge now; as for us, we must go.”
And I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!

 

 https://dailybonnet.com/twas-the-night-before-mennonite-christmas/

Saturday, December 12, 2020

English Toffee Bars

English Toffee Bars



Ingredients

2 cups (500ml) all-purpose flour

1 cup (250ml) packed light brown sugar

1/2 cup (125ml) cold butter *I used margarine*

1 cup (250ml) pecan halves


Filling

2/3 cup (170ml) butter *again, I used margarine*

1/3 cup (85ml) light brown sugar


Topping

1 cup (250ml) semi-sweet chocolate chips *I use bitter sweet chips*


Directions

Preheat oven to 350F (180C). combine flour and brown sugar in large bowl. With pastry blender or fork, cut in butter until fine crumbs form (a few large crumbs may remain). Press mixture onto bottom of ungreased 13x9x2 inch (33x23x5 cm) baking pan. Sprinkle pecans halves over crust.


Filling

Combine butter and brown sugar in a small saucepan. Cook over medium heat, stirring constantly, until mixture comes to a boil. Continue boiling, stirring constantly, for 30 seconds.


Immediately pour filling over pecans and crust. Bake 20 to 22 minutes or until topping is bubbly and golden; remove from oven.


Topping

Immediately sprinkle semi-sweet chocolate chips evenly over top; carefully press gently onto surface (chips will be hot). Cool completely in pan on wire rack. Cut into bars.


Makes: 24 bars

 

Wednesday, November 11, 2020

Remembrance Day


 

In Flanders Fields


The World’s Most Famous WAR MEMORIAL POEM

By Lieutenant Colonel John McCrae


In Flanders fields the poppies blow

Between the crosses, row on row,

That mark our place; and in the sky

The larks, still bravely singing, fly

Scarce heard amid the guns below.


We are the Dead. Short days ago

We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,

Loved and were loved, and now we lie

In Flanders fields.


Take up our quarrel with the foe:

To you from failing hands we throw

The torch; be yours to hold it high.

If ye break faith with us who die

We shall not sleep, though poppies grow

In Flanders fields.


Composed at the battlefront on May 3, 1915

during the second battle of Ypres, Belgium

 

 

Why Wear a Poppy?

“Please wear a poppy,” the lady said

And held one forth, but I shook my head.

Then I stopped and watched as she offered them there.

And her face was old and lined with care;

But beneath the scars that years had made

There remained a smile that refused to fade.


A boy came whistling down the street,

Bouncing along on care-free feet.

His smile was full of Joy and Fun,

“LADY” said he, “MAY I HAVE ONE?”

When she’d pinned it on he turned to say,

“WHY DO WE WEAR A POPPY TODAY?”


The lady smiled in her wistful way

And answered “This is Remembrance Day”

And the poppy there is a symbol for,

The gallant men who died in war.

And because they did, you and I are free-

That’s why we wear a poppy you see.


I had a boy about your size

With golden hair and big blue eyes,

He loved to play and jump and shout,

Free as a bird he would race about.

As the years went by he learned and grew

And became a man - As you will too.


He was fine and strong with a boyish smile

But He’d seemed with us such a little while,

When war broke out and he went away,

I still remember his face that day

When he smiled at me and said “GOODBYE’

I’ll be back soon, Mum, so please don’t cry.


But the war went on and he had to stay,

And all I could do was wait and pray

His letters told of the awful fight (I can see it still in my dreams at night).

With the tanks and guns and the cruel barbed wire,

And the mines and bullets, the bombs and fire.


“Till at last at last, the war was won

And that’s why we wear a poppy son”.

The small boy turned as if to go,

Then said, “Thanks lady I’m glad to know.

That sure did sound like an awful fight,

But your son – did he come back alright?”


A tear rolled down her faded cheek;

She shook her head but didn’t speak

I slunk away in a sort of shame,

And if you were me you’d have done the same,

For our thanks, in giving, is oft delayed,

Through our freedom was bought – and thousands paid!


And so when we see a poppy worn,

Let us reflect out burden borne

By those who gave their very all

When asked to answer their country’s call

That we at home in peace might live,

THEN WEAR A POPPY! REMEMBER – AND GIVE!